in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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