omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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