dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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