She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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