I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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