I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Randomize
