Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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