She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
try to milk me bitch
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