end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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