It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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