You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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