On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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