so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point đź’ś
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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