Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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