Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
It all started with a game of naked twister.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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