so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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