S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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