How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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