I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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