i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
he fucked my hip out of place.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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