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Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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