the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call