When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize