He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
And then he peed in my hair
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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