Don't you send me to vm
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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