If i come over, it means nothing
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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