i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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