They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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