I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize