I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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