I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
It was confusing and full of hummus
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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