i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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