stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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