I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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