part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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