Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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