HIV tests are more positive than that guy
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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