Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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