I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
