Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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