Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
