i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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