I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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