She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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