Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Randomize
