At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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