Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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