Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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