i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We had sex on a dog bed..
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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