with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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