Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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