Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
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