no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
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Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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