did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
